English Rakugo Short Stories
by 鹿鳴家 英楽（Kanariya Eiraku)
Two drunks are talking and drinking at a bar.
A: Go out and turn left. Walk two blocks and turn right.
And turn left at the next traffic light. You’ll find a post office.
And next to it is my house.
B: Go out and turn left. Go two blocks and make a right.
And make a left at the next traffic light. There’s a post office and
beyond it is your house? No, it’s my house.
A: What? It’s my house.
B: No, my house.
A: My house.
B: My house.
C: Master, they started fighting. Why don’t you stop it？
M: Never mind. They are a father and his son.