​英語で小噺

English Rakugo Short Stories

by 鹿鳴家 英楽(Kanariya Eiraku)

2. 酔っ払い親子

Two Drunks

2. 酔っ払い親子

Two Drunks

​SCRIPT

Two drunks are talking and drinking at a bar.


A: Go out and turn left. Walk two blocks and turn right.
  And turn left at the next traffic light. You’ll find a post office.
  And next to it is my house.
B: Go out and turn left. Go two blocks and make a right.
  And make a left at the next traffic light. There’s a post office and
  beyond it is your house? No, it’s my house.
A: What? It’s my house.
B: No, my house.
A: My house.
B: My house.
C: Master, they started fighting. Why don’t you stop it?
M: Never mind. They are a father and his son.