English Rakugo Short Stories
by 鹿鳴家 英楽（Kanariya Eiraku)
A: You know, I'm on a diet. I heard getting on a bathroom scale everyday is
a good way for dieting.
So, I went to a department store with my daughter and saw the lates scales.
It's amazing. They speak.
B: Oh, do they?
A: Yes, when my 10-year-old daughter got on it, it said; 30 kilograms. 30 kilograms.
B: That's great. Did you buy it?
A: No, I didn't.
B: Why not?
A: Because it was very rude. When I got on it, it said one person only, one person only.