At a Soba restaurant
A man went into a soba restaurant.
He was extremely hungry.
M: Excuse me.
I would like one pork noodle, and one chicken noodle,
and one egg noodle, and one curry noodle and one tempura
noodle.
W: Ok, so let me confirm your orders.
So...you would like one pork noodle, and one chicken noodle,
one egg noodle, and one curry noodle and one tempura noodle.
He waited for a long time.
But his orders never came.
And he waved the waitress again.
M: Excuse me.
I've been waiting for my orders for a long time.
What happened to my orders?
W: Oh, I was just waiting for your friends.
Are you going to eat them all by yourself?