English Rakugo Short Stories
by 鹿鳴家 英楽（Kanariya Eiraku)
A man is talking with his wife.
H: Honey, where do you want to go for our wedding anniversary?
W: Where do I want to go for our wedding anniversary?
Well, I want to go somewhere I haven’t been for a while.
H: Then, why don’t you go to the kitchen?