English Rakugo Short Stories
by 鹿鳴家 英楽（Kanariya Eiraku)
A conversation between a husband and his wife who love playing golf.
W: If I died, would you marry again?
H: I probably would.
W: Would she be your golfing partner?
H: She probably would.
W: Wouldn’t you give my golf clubs to her?
H: No, I wouldn’t.
W: Why not?
H: She is left-handed.