English Rakugo Short Stories
by 鹿鳴家 英楽（Kanariya Eiraku)
A man went to a restaurant. After finishing the meal, he called the manger of the restaurant.
G: I want to tell you that you have a very clean kitchen.
M: Thank you very much. But how do you know that? You haven’t
seen our kitchen.
G: Because everything tastes like soap.