​英語で小噺

English Rakugo Short Stories

by 鹿鳴家 英楽(Kanariya Eiraku)

66. 理想の結婚相手

Perfect Girl

66. 理想の結婚相手

Perfect Girl

​SCRIPT

Takashi is 40 years old and he is still single. He is talking with his friend.

Friend:    Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who      will make a good wife?
Takashi:  Actually, I found many women I wanted to marry, but                      when I bring them home, my mother doesn't like       them.
Friend:    I have a perfect solution. Find a girl who's just like      your mother.

Several months later they meet again.

Friend:     Did you find a perfect girl?
Takashi:   Yes, I did. I found a girl who is just like my mother. You were right. She liked her.
Friend:     Did you marry her?
Takashi:   No, I didn’t.
Friend:     Why not?
Takashi:   Because My father didn't like her.