​英語で小噺

English Rakugo Short Stories

by 鹿鳴家 英楽(Kanariya Eiraku)

75. 政治家への注文

A Request to the Politicians

75. 政治家への注文

A Request to the Politicians

​SCRIPT

Politicians are making a speech at a meeting.

Politician A:  If I’m elected, I’ll get rid of socialism, communism,

and anarchism.
Politician B:  If I’m elected, I’ll get rid of nationalism, patriotism,

and chauvinism.
Politician C:  If I’m elected, I’ll get rid of militarism, neo-conservatism,                       and neo-fascism.

Then an old man stood up and said,

Old man:      Please get rid of rheumatism.