English Rakugo Short Stories
by 鹿鳴家 英楽（Kanariya Eiraku)
An old woman crossed the street against traffic and made it safely to the other side. The policeman was glaring at her.
P: Didn’t you see the sign?
W: What sign?
The policeman pointed to the traffic signal.
P: Don’t walk.
W: Oh, I saw it, all right. I thought it was an advertisement for
the bus company.