Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don’t you like it?
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Shhh, other customers may want it.
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don’t worry. I won’t charge you for that.
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a cockroach in my soup.
Waiter: Really? Usually, there’s a fly.